- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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