A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Your life

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

TIMMY

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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