- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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