- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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