Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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