Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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