Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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