What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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A man walks into a vagina

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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