a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Trump will make America great again.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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