* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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