- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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