Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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