- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

im telling maguire

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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