- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

L's I's that took Viagra.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the man die? He was old.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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