a man makes a bad joke

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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