How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

The truth is he loves her!!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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