What's brown and sticky? My ass.

I agree to the terms and conditions

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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