- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Pickles

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

the midget went to the midget store

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Dumbledore dies.

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