- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Fat people

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

alert('The Game')

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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