- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Asian women drivers...

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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