- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A seal walks into a club.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

KILL WHITEY

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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