A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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