So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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