A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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im @ work, LOL.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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