If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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