- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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