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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

So a horse walks into a barn.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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