What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

G:nock nock B:come in!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Trump will make America great again.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Anti Joke

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