Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Pickles are moist.

What's your guys names?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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