What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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i just wrote this so hard

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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autistic kids rock

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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