Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

The cream, it is coming

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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