Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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