- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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