ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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silver bullet?

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Heskey time.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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