- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

100 chefs walk into a bar

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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