- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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