- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

nothing

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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