Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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