- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Refrigerator

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

homosexual rights to marriage

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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