- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

mitchell palmer sucks

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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