A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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