A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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cory

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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