- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

women's rights

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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