if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Connor is homosexuaI

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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