- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I'm Polish.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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