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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What is older than history?

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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