- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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