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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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