what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

The cream, it is coming

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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