Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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