What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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