What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What's 9 + 10 19

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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hey guys im gay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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