- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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