- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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