- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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