- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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