The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What's 9 + 10 19

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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