- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is the name of the car? What

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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