Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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A fat guy!

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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