- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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