George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

this website even though its hilarious.

Im gay What about you

Kyle grund parker coffey

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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