What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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