- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.