Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Screw it you write the joke.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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