How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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