"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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