- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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