- Anti Joke

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is