- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

a man makes a bad joke

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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