- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

breasts

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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