- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

call me maybe.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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