what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Hello.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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