Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Pianos.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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