- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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