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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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