Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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