You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

someone called someone else a frog

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

what?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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