- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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