We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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The New York Giants

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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