Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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