Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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XD Jackass.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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