- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How high is the sky? True or False

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

it was all Tagart

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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