- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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