- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

No your aunties a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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