- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

how do you win a game try your best

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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