What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock knock come in

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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