Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What comes after 23? 24.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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