What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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