A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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