- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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