Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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