- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Granny porn!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

poop.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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