Like my status for a tbh?

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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I like your hair

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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