-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Women's rights.

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youre gay

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jess Burns

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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